I am Jess , I am 18 years old and someday I am going change
My favorite color is green, my favorite food is carbs, and my favorite things are pets that are fluffy.
My blog is a hate free zone. Please respect that. <3<3
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
the golden trio + tumblr text posts
Anonymous said: what drugs have you done
nice try mom
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST Is LETHAL
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
Two funny things
1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!
2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…
//I think you mean “ironic”.
today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
i was trying on outfits for the weekend and i think this is by far the dreamiest!!
I really need this
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