I am Jess , I am 18 years old and someday I am going change
My favorite color is green, my favorite food is carbs, and my favorite things are pets that are fluffy.
My blog is a hate free zone. Please respect that. <3<3
lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
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this literally has changed my life
Did Someone Say Cake?
I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.
I’m glad today is grocery day now, ‘cause I’m getting a fuckin’ cake!
the other day i was so upset and sad but then I found tumblr user heart and my whole day became perfect
omg I love her blog, no matter what it always makes my day and i can never stop laughing
aw you guys are so sweet :) thank you
Bob scrubbin’ your blog.
Jerry Lewis thought he spotted his long lost son on the subway…
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FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
this post is a mess
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
PATRICK WAS NOT WEARING THE FEDORA ON KIMMEL IS HE TRYING TO SIGNIFY A NEW ERA WHAT THE FUCCV
every time a bro says no homo, their homo flows into me, and i become Powerful
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
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