I am Jess , I am 18 years old and someday I am going change

politics forever.

My favorite color is green, my favorite food is carbs, and my favorite things are pets that are fluffy.

My blog is a hate free zone. Please respect that. <3<3

1st September 2014

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Honest MBTI Stereotypes →

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times;…

Tagged: esfpme

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1st September 2014

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drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

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1st September 2014

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lilypxtter:

the golden trio tumblr text posts

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1st September 2014

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Anonymous said: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

Tagged: nice try momdrugsloldeidre

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1st September 2014

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aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST Is LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST Is LETHAL

woman mothers.

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1st September 2014

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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1st September 2014

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

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1st September 2014

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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

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1st September 2014

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hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

Tagged: amazingStevedrake and josh

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1st September 2014

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1st September 2014

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funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

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1st September 2014

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flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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1st September 2014

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askthered-x:

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

//I think you mean “ironic”.

Tagged: no they meant iconic

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1st September 2014

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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1st September 2014

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cherioz:

prjona:

i was trying on outfits for the weekend and i think this is by far the dreamiest!!

I really need this

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